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spaminator
02-27-2006, 01:14 AM
Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

Saturday 25 February 2006 01:30.

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Alifi then brought some elders to decide the fate of the goat defiler.

"They said I should not take him to the police , but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know , they are still together", Mr Alifi concluded.

(Juba Post/ST)

i hope they don't have children. :d

Swordfish
02-27-2006, 06:34 AM
Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

Saturday 25 February 2006 01:30.

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Alifi then brought some elders to decide the fate of the goat defiler.

"They said I should not take him to the police , but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know , they are still together", Mr Alifi concluded.

(Juba Post/ST)

i hope they don't have children. :d

Yeah they could be real "kids" sorry bad joke :)

Walter
02-27-2006, 06:40 AM
There was no indication that this was a "pet" so I can't understand why it was removed from Water Cooler to Pet Place.

sargpep
02-27-2006, 06:53 AM
:eri:

Mouse
02-27-2006, 07:09 AM
There was no indication that this was a "pet" so I can't understand why it was removed from Water Cooler to Pet Place.
That would be what you used to call 'heavy petting' Walter. :hiya:

Shaker™
02-27-2006, 09:35 AM
I assume he wasn't being silly with a billy!...:)...

Law
02-28-2006, 05:01 PM
Talk about arranged marriages....sheesh

Dark Chipmunk
03-08-2006, 07:27 PM
Wonder what the folks are going to think.. LOL

Mouse
03-08-2006, 07:45 PM
Which ones??

spaminator
03-08-2006, 07:46 PM
Which ones??:d