dakotaeagle
07-25-2005, 01:40 AM
In an office:
Toilet Out of Order... PLEASE Use Floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: PLEASE remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday PLEASE bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, ETC. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants PLEASE stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a Day Care on the 1ST Floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , But the bull charges
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
:eri:
Toilet Out of Order... PLEASE Use Floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: PLEASE remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday PLEASE bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, ETC. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants PLEASE stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a Day Care on the 1ST Floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free , But the bull charges
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
:eri: