Backstroke of the West[Star Wars]

[glitch]

Star Wars translated from Chinese back to English.
http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html


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[dakotaeagle]

Some of the tiles were very funny, I still have not seen this version of Star Wars yet. Jeez I must be the only person on the face of this earth who hasn't seen it yet!!!
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[Lesley]

That's a hoot, thanks for sharing Glitch

[Fezzik]

I love bad translations.
Here are a few more (don't know if they're real but they sure are funny)...

* "Drop your pants here for best results."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo

* "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-sign at a Scandinavian airport

* "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok

* "Please leave your values at the front desk."
-sign in a hotel in Paris.

* "Here speeching American."
-sign in a Moroccan shop.

* "No smoothen the lion."
-sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic.

* "The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
-sign in Bucharest hotel lobby

* "Teeth extracted by latest methodists."
-sign in Hong Kong dentist's office.

* "STOP! Drive Sideways."
-detour sign in Japan.

* "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
-sign in a Rome laundry.

* "If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager."
-sign in an Athens hotel.

* "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-on the menu of a Swiss restaurant

* "It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
-in a Bangkok temple

* "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
-window of a Swedish furrier

* "Specialist in women and other diseases."
-doctor's office in Rome

* "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
-car rental brochure in Tokyo.

Fezz