Pete
07-28-2005, 01:01 PM
* You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK" (well some of you are not!!)
* You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette." I just spilled my poutine.
* You eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
* You drink POP not SODA
* You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "party at the campsite eh!!!"
* You don't care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway or a turnpike
* Pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
* You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
* You know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic Musical Group.
* You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
* You know what a tuque is.
* You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
* You live in a house with no front step but yet the door is one meter from the ground (in Newfoundland).
* Your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey.
* You know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction.
* You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
* You perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in Canada.
* You are in grade 12 not the 12th grade.
* "EH" is a very important part of your vocabulary.
* You actually get these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!!
* You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette." I just spilled my poutine.
* You eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
* You drink POP not SODA
* You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "party at the campsite eh!!!"
* You don't care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway or a turnpike
* Pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
* You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers
* You know that Casey and Finnigan are not part of a Celtic Musical Group.
* You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
* You know what a tuque is.
* You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
* You live in a house with no front step but yet the door is one meter from the ground (in Newfoundland).
* Your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey.
* You know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction.
* You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
* You perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in Canada.
* You are in grade 12 not the 12th grade.
* "EH" is a very important part of your vocabulary.
* You actually get these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!!