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Yogi
08-06-2005, 02:13 PM
The following is for educational purposes only..........

The RedNeck Sexual IQ Test:

1) A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

2) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

3) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

4) A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

5) A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

6) Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

7) Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

8) Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

9) Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

10) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

11)An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

12) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

13) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

14) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

15)An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

16) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

17) Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

18) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

The Computer Guy
08-06-2005, 04:02 PM
LOL that is a good one

Mouse
08-06-2005, 05:16 PM
Results:

17-18 Sorry, we cannot allow you to reproduce.
12-16 We have made an appoint for you with a dentist.
6-11 You really should move out of the hills.
5- 1 You slept in school, didn't you???
0 You will be awarded a GED. Have a nice day.

dusty550
08-07-2005, 01:39 AM
lol good one

woodpusher
08-07-2005, 06:23 AM
Results:

17-18 Sorry, we cannot allow you to reproduce.
12-16 We have made an appoint for you with a dentist.
6-11 You really should move out of the hills.
5- 1 You slept in school, didn't you???
0 You will be awarded a GED. Have a nice day.GED?

Mouse
08-07-2005, 12:13 PM
General Education Diploma. :)