Digiital
07-06-2005, 02:57 PM
Since most people here don't know me personally, I really like to mess around with people(Joke wise). Well, it's happened again.
Give you a little background. A few weeks back I went to my cousins wedding, at that wedding I met up with one of my other cousins. I haven't seen her for a few yrs, and while we were talking she had mentioned one
of my OTHER cousins(ya I know lots of cousins), which I haven't been in touch with in like 15 yrs. So she gave me his email address and I thought instead of coming right out and say hay it's David! I thought I would go at it
via a different route. Well, this is what happened.
FIRST EMAIL(From me):
Alright pretty boy Joe. Lets make this simple. I'll keep your secret
with me, and it's only going to cost you $10,000 and that's a bargain.
Yes you heard right 10g's. Ask too many questions and that get out of
jail ticket keeps increasing $5000. I'll contact you in a few days
where we can 'exchange' this contract to keep problem under my hat.
And if you think this is some spam email or something else. Let me
give you a few things to think of. Your mothers name starts with "T",
you have 2 sisters, one name starts with "D". Is that enough or you
want more? Don't think I don't know about your funny money games with
your income taxes either, we can bring this into this game if you
wish. But lets deal with your other issue first.
Think I'm joking? How do you like your knee caps?
A few days goes by and nothing, so I send him ANOTHER email.
Well doesn't look like you took me seriously did ya! I will have to
result to plan "B", but if that's what it's going to take to get your
attention. So be it. You have 24hrs to reply back to me. OR plan "B"
is a GO.
24hrs and STILL nothing, so I send him ANOTHER email:
Well you leave me NO OPTION but to go to plan "B". I warned you and
you just seem to believe this email is some kind of joke, well your
RIGHT.
Have a look at the picture attached and see what happens to smart
a**es who don't pay up. I will warn you, the picture isn't pretty...
Now maybe after seeing this picture you'll answer me!
So this is where I send him a picture of myself.
A few days later he answers me back: (From Joe)
Hey Digiital, It's been a while. Man o Man you pulled a good one. I actually reported this .. its a LONG story ... well you know half of it iguess Since you were sending me these emails :P ..but call me 905-xxx-xxxx that's my home number. It's good to see your still around :)
Follow up to the above email: (From Joe)
well.. that was what i was going to tell you, when i first read your email
i did nothing except wait for another email from i guess ... you. And when
i got your 2nd email i wasn't sure what i was going to do .... .. so i was
up til about 1:30 am and around that time or so .. I had someone try and
come through my living room window I heard the wood that was in the window rail pop out ... my dog went downstairs and shes started barking and
freaking out like i've never in my life heard before. and that same night
that someone tried to come through my window was the night that you had sent me that 2nd email. so when all this happened in the one night. I did infact report it. And after I got your 3rd email I called back the police officer,
and had explained what all this was about and how this is all a joke and got
into more detail with him. The cop was suppose to come to my house
yesterday but i haven't heard from him in 2 days now. I'll call the station
again tomorrow to make sure that there will be no charges and what not. but
call me as soon as you can .. we'll get together or something.
Give you a little background. A few weeks back I went to my cousins wedding, at that wedding I met up with one of my other cousins. I haven't seen her for a few yrs, and while we were talking she had mentioned one
of my OTHER cousins(ya I know lots of cousins), which I haven't been in touch with in like 15 yrs. So she gave me his email address and I thought instead of coming right out and say hay it's David! I thought I would go at it
via a different route. Well, this is what happened.
FIRST EMAIL(From me):
Alright pretty boy Joe. Lets make this simple. I'll keep your secret
with me, and it's only going to cost you $10,000 and that's a bargain.
Yes you heard right 10g's. Ask too many questions and that get out of
jail ticket keeps increasing $5000. I'll contact you in a few days
where we can 'exchange' this contract to keep problem under my hat.
And if you think this is some spam email or something else. Let me
give you a few things to think of. Your mothers name starts with "T",
you have 2 sisters, one name starts with "D". Is that enough or you
want more? Don't think I don't know about your funny money games with
your income taxes either, we can bring this into this game if you
wish. But lets deal with your other issue first.
Think I'm joking? How do you like your knee caps?
A few days goes by and nothing, so I send him ANOTHER email.
Well doesn't look like you took me seriously did ya! I will have to
result to plan "B", but if that's what it's going to take to get your
attention. So be it. You have 24hrs to reply back to me. OR plan "B"
is a GO.
24hrs and STILL nothing, so I send him ANOTHER email:
Well you leave me NO OPTION but to go to plan "B". I warned you and
you just seem to believe this email is some kind of joke, well your
RIGHT.
Have a look at the picture attached and see what happens to smart
a**es who don't pay up. I will warn you, the picture isn't pretty...
Now maybe after seeing this picture you'll answer me!
So this is where I send him a picture of myself.
A few days later he answers me back: (From Joe)
Hey Digiital, It's been a while. Man o Man you pulled a good one. I actually reported this .. its a LONG story ... well you know half of it iguess Since you were sending me these emails :P ..but call me 905-xxx-xxxx that's my home number. It's good to see your still around :)
Follow up to the above email: (From Joe)
well.. that was what i was going to tell you, when i first read your email
i did nothing except wait for another email from i guess ... you. And when
i got your 2nd email i wasn't sure what i was going to do .... .. so i was
up til about 1:30 am and around that time or so .. I had someone try and
come through my living room window I heard the wood that was in the window rail pop out ... my dog went downstairs and shes started barking and
freaking out like i've never in my life heard before. and that same night
that someone tried to come through my window was the night that you had sent me that 2nd email. so when all this happened in the one night. I did infact report it. And after I got your 3rd email I called back the police officer,
and had explained what all this was about and how this is all a joke and got
into more detail with him. The cop was suppose to come to my house
yesterday but i haven't heard from him in 2 days now. I'll call the station
again tomorrow to make sure that there will be no charges and what not. but
call me as soon as you can .. we'll get together or something.