TedN
08-16-2005, 07:31 PM
Two fleas would meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
The first flea arrives shivering and shaking.
The other flea asked him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea said, "That's the WORST way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Philadelphia airport bar and have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in that little spot where it's warm and cozy. It's the BEST way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try next year.
A year goes by......
When the first flea shows up in Miami, he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly as you said. I went to the Philadelphia airport bar and I had a few drinks. Finally, this pretty young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm and cozy spot. It was sooooo nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley!"
:rrg:
The first flea arrives shivering and shaking.
The other flea asked him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea said, "That's the WORST way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Philadelphia airport bar and have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in that little spot where it's warm and cozy. It's the BEST way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try next year.
A year goes by......
When the first flea shows up in Miami, he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea. "I did exactly as you said. I went to the Philadelphia airport bar and I had a few drinks. Finally, this pretty young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm and cozy spot. It was sooooo nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley!"
:rrg: