shaft
08-26-2005, 09:33 PM
:eri:
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet God and, because of the
grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people
left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet God and, because of the
grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people
left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."