ve3sab
06-07-2007, 12:06 AM
Hadn't seen any posts here for a while so thought I'd search for something for viewers to look at and came up with a few. Here's one to start off with:
Borg Puns.....
What do you call a Borg actor who's a ham?
Ernest BORGnine.
What do you call a Borg with a long nose?
Cyrano De BORGerac.
What is a Borg's favorite cut of meat?
BORG chops.
What is the Borg's favorite Broadway show?
BORGie and Bess.
What is the Borg's favorite movie?
BORG on the Fourth of July.
What did the Surfer Borg say when there were no waves at the beach?
Totally BORGus!
How do you keep a Borg very busy?
while (1) {
BORG ();
};
What kind of sound does a Borg Pet make?
BORG! BORG!
What did the confused Borg say?
It BORGlles the mind!
What did one Borg scanner say to the other Borg scanner?
Read any good BORGs lately?
giggle.....giggle.....heh-heh....ha....Ha...HA HA HA HA HA HA
<THUMP!!!>
What does Picard drink at dinner with his brother?
A glass of BORGundy wine.
What do they call Borgs that live in Australia?
aBORGigines?
What is most beautiful sight on the Borg planet?
Aurora BORGealis.
What is the Borg's favorite brand of cigarette?
MarlBORGo.
Where do Borgs go to do research?
The LaBORGatory?
What do they call a newborn Borg?
A NewBORG.
Where do Borgs go for cheap sex?
A BORGdello.
What is the Borg's favorite computer?
The OsBORG.
Who was Batborg's faithful companion?
Robin the BORG wonder.
Why wasn't Jean-Luc a true Borg?
He wasn't Bjorn BORG.
Who is the Borg children's favorite muppet?
Big BORG.
What do you say about Borgs with dandruff?
BORGS of a feather flake together.
What do Borgs have during sex?
A BORGasm.
What is the Borg favorite fast food?
HamBORGers.
Where do Borgs go to "Have it their way"?
To BORGer King.
Borg Puns.....
What do you call a Borg actor who's a ham?
Ernest BORGnine.
What do you call a Borg with a long nose?
Cyrano De BORGerac.
What is a Borg's favorite cut of meat?
BORG chops.
What is the Borg's favorite Broadway show?
BORGie and Bess.
What is the Borg's favorite movie?
BORG on the Fourth of July.
What did the Surfer Borg say when there were no waves at the beach?
Totally BORGus!
How do you keep a Borg very busy?
while (1) {
BORG ();
};
What kind of sound does a Borg Pet make?
BORG! BORG!
What did the confused Borg say?
It BORGlles the mind!
What did one Borg scanner say to the other Borg scanner?
Read any good BORGs lately?
giggle.....giggle.....heh-heh....ha....Ha...HA HA HA HA HA HA
<THUMP!!!>
What does Picard drink at dinner with his brother?
A glass of BORGundy wine.
What do they call Borgs that live in Australia?
aBORGigines?
What is most beautiful sight on the Borg planet?
Aurora BORGealis.
What is the Borg's favorite brand of cigarette?
MarlBORGo.
Where do Borgs go to do research?
The LaBORGatory?
What do they call a newborn Borg?
A NewBORG.
Where do Borgs go for cheap sex?
A BORGdello.
What is the Borg's favorite computer?
The OsBORG.
Who was Batborg's faithful companion?
Robin the BORG wonder.
Why wasn't Jean-Luc a true Borg?
He wasn't Bjorn BORG.
Who is the Borg children's favorite muppet?
Big BORG.
What do you say about Borgs with dandruff?
BORGS of a feather flake together.
What do Borgs have during sex?
A BORGasm.
What is the Borg favorite fast food?
HamBORGers.
Where do Borgs go to "Have it their way"?
To BORGer King.