Yogi
08-29-2005, 09:56 PM
I had just got my new GMC Yukon Denali, and had returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how to work the radio.
The salesman explained that the radio is voice activated. "Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued! and immediately On The Road Again came from the speakers.
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven
I'd get beautiful classical music and If I said Beatles I'd get one of their classics.
> One day a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed my new Denali, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "*******! I yelled".
Immediately the FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM started to play, sung by PAUL MARTIN, backed up by BELINDA STRONACH, with JEAN CHRETIEN on guitar, ANN MACLELLAN on drums and ADRIAN CLARKSON playing the keyboard. The anthem was immediately followed by their version of TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!!!!
The salesman explained that the radio is voice activated. "Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued! and immediately On The Road Again came from the speakers.
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven
I'd get beautiful classical music and If I said Beatles I'd get one of their classics.
> One day a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed my new Denali, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "*******! I yelled".
Immediately the FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM started to play, sung by PAUL MARTIN, backed up by BELINDA STRONACH, with JEAN CHRETIEN on guitar, ANN MACLELLAN on drums and ADRIAN CLARKSON playing the keyboard. The anthem was immediately followed by their version of TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!!!!