New Dog Breeds

[Pete]

The following cross breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club:

Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow - Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever - Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog - Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer - Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + ShihTzu - Oh, never mind....

[woodpusher]

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[maps]

:hys: They're groaners but very funny.

[dakotaeagle]

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