Pete
09-08-2005, 07:42 AM
A guy is in a line-up at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He's rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought, you might be the father of one of my kids!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had bee unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I made love to on the snooker table in front of all my buddies while your friend whipped me with some wet celery ?
" No " she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought, you might be the father of one of my kids!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had bee unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I made love to on the snooker table in front of all my buddies while your friend whipped me with some wet celery ?
" No " she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."