Bogie
09-23-2005, 06:32 AM
I had amnesia once - or twice
I learn from chemists that protons have mass - I didn't even know that they were Catholic
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
What is a "free gift"? - aren't all gifts free?
They told me that I was gullible - and I believed them
Experience is what you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity
How can there be self help groups?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
The speed of time is one second per second
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Is it true that many girls like to marry a military man because he can cook, sew, make beds and he's already used to taking orders?
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me - I want people to know why I look this way. I've travelled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
I learn from chemists that protons have mass - I didn't even know that they were Catholic
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
What is a "free gift"? - aren't all gifts free?
They told me that I was gullible - and I believed them
Experience is what you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity
How can there be self help groups?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
The speed of time is one second per second
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Is it true that many girls like to marry a military man because he can cook, sew, make beds and he's already used to taking orders?
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me - I want people to know why I look this way. I've travelled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.