Taz
09-26-2005, 12:28 PM
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with
the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named
Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing
here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an
exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which
your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The
prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to
mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The fairy godmother replied "It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I
were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that
had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one
more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner
and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind
and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in
his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a
man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had
ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella,
enjoy
your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a
few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in
her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He
leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as
he whispered.........
"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named
Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing
here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an
exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which
your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The
prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to
mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The fairy godmother replied "It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I
were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that
had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one
more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner
and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind
and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in
his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a
man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had
ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella,
enjoy
your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a
few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in
her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He
leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as
he whispered.........
"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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