Taz
10-04-2005, 08:17 PM
A Pakistani arrives in Vancouver all excited, he stops the first person he
meets.
"Good day, Mr. Canadian thank you to accept me in your nice country, and.."
"The person interrupts and says: "I am not Canadian I'm Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.
"Thank you Mr. Canadian for to let my family and me stay here..."
Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be Canadian I
be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.
"Mr. Canadian , me thank you for hospitality you give..."
But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not Canadian."
He goes a little farther and meets another Canadian and greets him, "Thank
you for letting me come to your beautiful country."
"I'm not an Canadian I'm a Mexican. "
"But," answers the Pakistani distressed, "where are the Canadians?"
The Mexican looks at his watch and says, "Probably at work."
meets.
"Good day, Mr. Canadian thank you to accept me in your nice country, and.."
"The person interrupts and says: "I am not Canadian I'm Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.
"Thank you Mr. Canadian for to let my family and me stay here..."
Again, he is interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be Canadian I
be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by.
"Mr. Canadian , me thank you for hospitality you give..."
But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not Canadian."
He goes a little farther and meets another Canadian and greets him, "Thank
you for letting me come to your beautiful country."
"I'm not an Canadian I'm a Mexican. "
"But," answers the Pakistani distressed, "where are the Canadians?"
The Mexican looks at his watch and says, "Probably at work."