Gas Prices

[I LIKE EGGS]

I went into the gas station the other day
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>The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

(the previous joke was not intended to offend anyone. I know with the sensitive topic of farting and the uprising cost of gas prices and should not be taken in a humorous manner, I hope that I did not upset anyone. Please if anything get a little chuckle out of it if possible)

[Rustynut]

I went into the gas station the other day
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>The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

Did you catch it and paint it green? That way at least you can see it going into your tank! :hys:

[Bogie]

Quick, hook that lad up to a natural gas vehicle intake ... at least get your money's worth!

[Frogy]

Quick, hook that lad up to a natural gas vehicle intake ... at least get your money's worth!

via a foul air filter. ;)


Sorry EGGS, couldn't resist. :hst: :d

[Swordfish]

lol No comment about the gas part either lol :d :hst:

[Mouse]

Beans again last night???