Pete
07-12-2005, 01:10 PM
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to
line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a
small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell
rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had
not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos
quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it
up.
All the other bells started to ring....
line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a
small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell
rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had
not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering
across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos
quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it
up.
All the other bells started to ring....