Pete
07-12-2005, 01:32 PM
Three men sat naked in a sauna.
An American, a Japanese and, a Newfie.
A few minutes go by when suddenly a loud "BEEP BEEP" is heard. The American excuses himself "Oh sorry thats my beeper, I've had it implanted into my wrist so that work can always contact me"
He deals with the problem then settles back down to enjoy the sauna.
A few minutes later a loud "Ring-ding-Ding" is heard. The japanese man excuses himself "ahhh sowwy, that is my mobile, I've had it implanted into my wrist so that work can always contact me."
He chats away in japanese then settles back down to enjoy the sauna.
Feeling a little left out the Nefie excuses himself and makes his way to the toilet. He comes back a few minutes later with a sheet of toilet paper hanging between his butt cheeks.
The American and the Japanese give him a few puzzled looks till he finally notices, "Ah Lordy b'jesus, would you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"
An American, a Japanese and, a Newfie.
A few minutes go by when suddenly a loud "BEEP BEEP" is heard. The American excuses himself "Oh sorry thats my beeper, I've had it implanted into my wrist so that work can always contact me"
He deals with the problem then settles back down to enjoy the sauna.
A few minutes later a loud "Ring-ding-Ding" is heard. The japanese man excuses himself "ahhh sowwy, that is my mobile, I've had it implanted into my wrist so that work can always contact me."
He chats away in japanese then settles back down to enjoy the sauna.
Feeling a little left out the Nefie excuses himself and makes his way to the toilet. He comes back a few minutes later with a sheet of toilet paper hanging between his butt cheeks.
The American and the Japanese give him a few puzzled looks till he finally notices, "Ah Lordy b'jesus, would you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"