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Deb
07-13-2005, 07:05 PM
Ok Ladies, I just seen a commercial that told me to "have a happy period" Well, WTF?? I can't seem to come up with any happy experiences which I attach to this affliction.

Les & I got a great belly laugh outta that one :hys:

Ok guys, you can join in if you feel the need but be careful, you're probably outnumbered by us "happy" PMS'ers :eri:

sybil
07-13-2005, 07:08 PM
lol - and just how did they propose that we were supposed to do that? (It was written by a man, right? ;) )

Les Shaw
07-13-2005, 07:09 PM
So we have a new holiday ?

Deb
07-13-2005, 07:09 PM
Oh no doubt, I'm still laughing :eri: Les my dear, you are the only one that does not heed warnings :)

webby_sph
07-13-2005, 07:15 PM
anything that involves cramping once a month is NOT a holiday :llh:

Swordfish
07-13-2005, 07:18 PM
anything that involves cramping once a month is NOT a holiday :llh:

I agree thats nothing to be happy about

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/swordy/run_like_hell.gif

dbusguy
07-13-2005, 07:20 PM
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/LaLaLa.gif

Deb
07-13-2005, 07:21 PM
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/LaLaLa.gif

:hys:

Tess
07-13-2005, 07:42 PM
A happy period?

A HAPPY PERIOD?

A HAPPY PERIOD???


Anyone ever said that to me, better watch out for my knee! End of story!

:eri:

mander
07-13-2005, 07:44 PM
Lets just say this, the smart men just stand back and say "Yes Dear" and do as they are told. :hst:

Tim
07-13-2005, 08:02 PM
I've learned there are times when NOT to discuss buying a plasma TV.

it'll be freakin 2007 before I get one now.

Lee Anne
07-13-2005, 08:29 PM
I've called it lot's of things but a 'happy time' is not one of them, in fact I don't think I would be allowed to post anything I have called it :D

Mischief007
07-13-2005, 08:30 PM
Lets just say this, the smart men just stand back and say "Yes Dear" and do as they are told. :hst:

The smart man will never go near a woman.

YABA
07-13-2005, 08:35 PM
Just rememeber when you have your "happy time", it makes our lives just as enjoyable having to deal with the things that go with it!!! :P

mander
07-13-2005, 08:36 PM
The smart man will never go near a woman.

Thats why I added the "stand back" part. I know better.

Dr.Dan
07-13-2005, 08:43 PM
LoL DBG...:hys:

http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/LaLaLa.gif

I was thinking the same thing... then I scrolled down and there's your post... :eri:

Mischief007
07-13-2005, 08:58 PM
Thats why I added the "stand back" part. I know better.

I know what you wrote, what I meant is that the smart man will stay away from a woman. I've been woman-free for 24 years and intend to keep it that way. Way to many problems with the female specie so I'll just wait for the next few hundred service packs to fix those issues.

Law
07-13-2005, 09:03 PM
I know what you wrote, what I meant is that the smart man will stay away from a woman. I've been woman-free for 24 years and intend to keep it that way. Way to many problems with the female specie so I'll just wait for the next few hundred service packs to fix those issues.

yeah right , im sure youve been woman free for that long by choice.........

mander
07-13-2005, 09:16 PM
Way to many problems with the female specie so I'll just wait for the next few hundred service packs to fix those issues.

Oh bother....you had best hope that no women here are at that stage of time or you might have lots of splainin to do. :vxd:

justabitcrazee
07-13-2005, 09:31 PM
I think its a good slogan for the commercial. Its for tampons, the point is that you WILL have a happy period.


It is still pretty funny though and the first tim I saw it laughed my ass off, while my boyfriend looked into space and wondered what was going on. ROFL
:eri:

Mischief007
07-13-2005, 11:52 PM
yeah right , im sure youve been woman free for that long by choice.........

Is that hard to believe???

Actually there is one woman in my life right now...she's got 140 HP ;)

wendyanne
07-13-2005, 11:55 PM
Thank goodness I'm past that stage in my life, it's one of the good things about being old. :D

Lesley
07-14-2005, 08:29 AM
Women all over the world should boycott products that come out with dumbass slogans like that. I saw it on something I taped and actually replayed the commercial because I didn't believe what I was seeing. Gah.

Ken_ver_1_5
07-14-2005, 09:46 AM
um no coment.....

Avril33
07-14-2005, 10:36 AM
Well... I can only think of ONE thing to be happy about, surrounding this issue of menstruation LOL As a woman.. having my period is part of a cycle and process that led to me having my two sons.. directly/indirectly.. if I did not have periods, chances are I would not have them :) However, periods themselves.. NO.. definitely not happy times LOL :D

Deb
07-14-2005, 11:40 AM
and next, I'm fully expecting to see a commercial with the poor brow-beaten man standing in front of this mountainous wall of feminine products in a grocery store. The "happy" voice will start singing..."remember what your wife told you?..........Yeah, that one". Seeing as there seems to be no end to that particular aisle, it just paints a real funny picture for me :)

I'm just so stunned at their thinking for these commercials, bombarding us with seafoam, bouncy red dots and happiness...makes me laugh out loud :vil:

Nave
07-14-2005, 11:47 AM
um no coment.....


ditto.... lol:hsh:

Nave
07-14-2005, 11:48 AM
Is that hard to believe???

Actually there is one woman in my life right now...she's got 140 HP ;)


140 hp eh... that must take a lot of batteries :hys:

Swordfish
07-14-2005, 11:52 AM
and next, I'm fully expecting to see a commercial with the poor brow-beaten man standing in front of this mountainous wall of feminine products in a grocery store. The "happy" voice will start singing..."remember what your wife told you?..........Yeah, that one". Seeing as there seems to be no end to that particular aisle, it just paints a real funny picture for me :)

I'm just so stunned at their thinking for these commercials, bombarding us with seafoam, bouncy red dots and happiness...makes me laugh out loud :vil:

The one I cant stand is the one where they are all on the desert Island and instead of spelling SOS they spell out SEND MORE TAMPEX

I dunno, but I know Id want of the island first lol :mbx:

Avril33
07-14-2005, 12:03 PM
The one I cant stand is the one where they are all on the desert Island and instead of spelling SOS they spell out SEND MORE TAMPEX

I dunno, but I know Id want of the island first lol :mbx:

TAMPAX (nothing else will do LOL)

Les Shaw
07-14-2005, 12:15 PM
:gsd: I'm scared

Swordfish
07-14-2005, 12:17 PM
TAMPAX (nothing else will do LOL)

thats the one lol

Mischief007
07-14-2005, 12:40 PM
140 hp eh... that must take a lot of batteries :hys:
:eri:

justabitcrazee
07-14-2005, 05:32 PM
all of us are corporate Wh**es
:eri:

Bogie
07-14-2005, 06:33 PM
This has been a long thread and discussion .... reminds me of ALWAYS .... perish the thought!
:ngf:
run and hide, run and hide

Taz
07-14-2005, 06:40 PM
The one I cant stand is the one where they are all on the desert Island and instead of spelling SOS they spell out SEND MORE TAMPEX

I dunno, but I know Id want of the island first lol :mbx:

Maybe they want to make a raft ?

I grew up in a house with 5 women....happy times my ass

Swordfish
07-14-2005, 06:48 PM
Maybe they want to make a raft ?

I grew up in a house with 5 women....happy times my ass

lol you see why I live alone now? lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/swordy/run_like_hell.gif

Avril33
07-15-2005, 06:17 PM
Maybe they want to make a raft ?

I grew up in a house with 5 women....happy times my ass

Possibly but.. they are not that absorbent LMAO :D

Tess
07-15-2005, 06:23 PM
I saw that commercial last night. :rrg:

About the raft idea, if you want something to float, maybe it really shouldnt be absorbant? :uug:

lol

Swordfish
07-15-2005, 06:25 PM
ahahahahah

Ottawaman
07-15-2005, 06:27 PM
more men than women in this thread....hmmm
btw this was ff-
"140 hp eh... that must take a lot of batteries "

Bogie
07-15-2005, 06:44 PM
Maybe they want to make a raft ?
If we're ever trapped on a deserted island, and we have to make a raft to escape, you can just sit back and I'll do it .... I don't like submarines!

Missing Link
07-15-2005, 10:58 PM
So we have a new holiday ?

Happy period day!

Avril33
07-16-2005, 12:19 AM
I saw that commercial last night. :rrg:

About the raft idea, if you want something to float, maybe it really shouldnt be absorbant? :uug:

lol

Excellent point LOL

dbusguy
07-16-2005, 09:36 AM
I'm sticking with...... http://www.mysmilie.de/english/green/smilies/goldies/4/83.gif

Kelisis
07-16-2005, 09:38 AM
I'm sticking with...... http://www.mysmilie.de/english/green/smilies/goldies/4/83.gif
Definitely the most sensible approach :)

Swordfish
07-16-2005, 10:48 AM
Happy period day!

lol

sorry I'm haveing trouble with that

lol

webby_sph
07-16-2005, 10:49 AM
imagine 2 women in the same house......pms at the same time fighting over the last bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream

fun fun fun

justabitcrazee
07-16-2005, 10:50 AM
imagine 2 women in the same house......pms at the same time fighting over the last bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream

fun fun fun

It happens. Just imagine 4 women.

webby_sph
07-16-2005, 10:50 AM
Happy period day!

DAY?????

DAY????

we need a sex ed forum.....hehe

webby_sph
07-16-2005, 10:55 AM
It happens. Just imagine 4 women.

deja vu

2 sisters.....hehe

my dad was not a happy man :)

Deb
07-16-2005, 10:58 AM
imagine 2 women in the same house......pms at the same time fighting over the last bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream

fun fun fun
No....not fun..............HAPPY :hst:

webby_sph
07-16-2005, 11:16 AM
No....not fun..............HAPPY :hst:

once I ripped the ice cream out of her hands I WAS happy ;)

Missing Link
07-16-2005, 11:52 AM
DAY?????

DAY????

we need a sex ed forum.....hehe

Day is just used more commonly in a holiday then "Miserable Rest of Your Life!".
Make more sense now?

webby_sph
07-16-2005, 11:58 AM
Day is just used more commonly in a holiday then "Miserable Rest of Your Life!".
Make more sense now?

you should take dbusguy's advice :)

Tess
07-16-2005, 12:01 PM
you should take dbusguy's advice :)

Ditto.....What webby said.

Dr.Dan
07-16-2005, 12:03 PM
you should take dbusguy's advice :)
Some guys just don't know when to keep there thoughts to themselves :ggl:

Mouse
07-16-2005, 12:13 PM
And I am one of them. :p

The tribe of Ulithi calls a girl's rite of passage kufar. When a girl begins her first period, she must go to a menstrual house. She is joined by women of the village, who bathe her and recite magic spells. She will always return to the menstrual house during her period.

Smart people, those Ulithi. :D

Missing Link
07-16-2005, 12:18 PM
Some guys just don't know when to keep there thoughts to themselves :ggl:

There are times of the month when some men try to get themselves killed.
This may or may not be one of those times. Hint HINT. :p

Missing Link
07-16-2005, 12:20 PM
And I am one of them. :p

The tribe of Ulithi calls a girl's rite of passage kufar. When a girl begins her first period, she must go to a menstrual house. She is joined by women of the village, who bathe her and recite magic spells. She will always return to the menstrual house during her period.

Smart people, those Ulithi. :D

That's actually pretty smart...Lock 'em up and drug em!
How's about me and you go into buisness? We could market these menstrual houses to men worldwide!
We need a name though, something with the words "chocolate", "pampered" and "hot tub". We'll be millionaires I tell you!

Mouse
07-16-2005, 12:21 PM
Hint HINT. :p
Ok, ok, I've marked my calender.

You will again receive my sympathies in 28 days. :)

Mouse
07-16-2005, 12:23 PM
Just take over the YWCA.

He you ever tried to get into one of those places?

All men are evil in their eyes.

Missing Link
07-16-2005, 12:31 PM
Just take over the YWCA.

He you ever tried to get into one of those places?

All men are evil in their eyes.

I try to keep a 4 block radius. I see them as kind of a cult, no doubt I'd be drawn inside only to find the 7th circle of hell and to face punishments worse then death for atrocities commited by "some guy" during an incident "sometime".

Taz
07-16-2005, 12:52 PM
I saw that commercial last night. :rrg:

About the raft idea, if you want something to float, maybe it really shouldnt be absorbant? :uug:

lol


I have come to the conclusion that Women are the root of all Evil in the world :vil:

Bogie
07-16-2005, 01:07 PM
Had 3 sisters! All younger than me. For some strange reason I was rarely at home :D

Athlon2600Plus
08-24-2005, 01:51 PM
lol , finally got around to reading these posts today...Ha ha , you think the once a month thing is bad well...try the ummm the commercial comes to mind with the Dr. saying I have a cure with this small comftable .....need I say more

Fezzik
08-24-2005, 04:14 PM
What do you suppose the world would be like if men were the ones who menstruated?
We would get one week per month off.
Tampons would cost about $0.50 for a pack of 20

Fezz

Swordfish
08-24-2005, 05:19 PM
I cant get past that new commercial on TV where the maid comes in...cleans the room...puts a candy on the pillow, then switches it for a Tampex :rolleyes:

Quintin
08-24-2005, 05:31 PM
All I know is anyone who can bleed for 7 days and not die is not a person I want to mess with.......

Deb
08-24-2005, 06:11 PM
Funny, this thread's been revived...once a month, perhaps? :eri:

dakotaeagle
08-24-2005, 06:13 PM
A happy period?

A HAPPY PERIOD?

A HAPPY PERIOD???


Anyone ever said that to me, better watch out for my knee! End of story!

:eri:

besides she has a gun and is out of coffee!!!

Swordfish
08-24-2005, 06:20 PM
Funny, this thread's been revived...once a month, perhaps? :eri:

lol

Shaker™
08-24-2005, 07:58 PM
...Nave and Quintin...good humour...but I'm not laughing, mind you!...

imboden
08-24-2005, 11:33 PM
oh god.. this commercial.. i seen it, and was late returning from lunch.. as were a few of my co-workers... both men and women.. we couldnt stop laughing