Walter
07-05-2005, 05:27 AM
A police officer is making his rounds late and night and passes by a used car lot and notices people sitting in a car on the lot. Of course he stops to investigate and finds two elderly women sitting in the car.
He asks; "You're not stealing this car, are you?"
To which one of the elderly woman replies; "Oh no! In fact we just bought this car today."
The police officer asks; "Then why don't you take it home?"
And the reply is" "Neither of us drive."
"Then why did you buy a car?"
To which one of the elderly woman replies; "A friend of ours said she bought a car from this dealer and she got screwed......we're just waiting!"
He asks; "You're not stealing this car, are you?"
To which one of the elderly woman replies; "Oh no! In fact we just bought this car today."
The police officer asks; "Then why don't you take it home?"
And the reply is" "Neither of us drive."
"Then why did you buy a car?"
To which one of the elderly woman replies; "A friend of ours said she bought a car from this dealer and she got screwed......we're just waiting!"